"Don't hurt people and don't take their stuff" - Matt Kibbe

8/13/20

A Report From The Front


By Grant Davies


I'm putting on my war correspondent hat today to report on the action in the US war with domestic terrorists.


The terrorists are winning handily at this point. Many cities have been laid waste and a number have surrendered.


Large swathes of entire states have been ceded to the terrorists. Those states are notably, Washington, Oregon and California. 


The invasion is widespread but the most progress by the terrorists has been made along the entire west coast. 


The supposed US defenders have turned on the militia in some places in a tactic that seems designed to aid the progress of the terrorists. They have arrested members of the militia for brandishing their own weapons in defense of their homes and businesses. New recruits to the terrorist side are being provided by the practice of releasing criminals from jail. 


It's unclear if the country as a whole will fall but terms are being negotiated by the sides. They are rumored to include the legal dissolution of private property and the ceding of most political power to the terrorists in exchange for the temporary cessation of burning, looting, and murder. 


One political party has called for defunding/dismantling of the defenders except for the purpose of arresting citizens who do not comply with the edicts concerning the wearing of masks and social distancing. No reinforcements are expected and desertions are at a high point among the current defenders. 


Things look bleak for the republic. 


For a very long time I have been exhorting people to "get a helmet." My latest advice is to put the helmet on. It looks like a long war. 

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