"Don't hurt people and don't take their stuff" - Matt Kibbe

10/25/20

A Short Story


 By Grant Davies

Two men walk into your bank and steal your money. They are wearing masks. This time they are Halloween masks. One looks like Joe Biden and the other looks like Donald Trump.

They do not announce "this is a robbery." They steal your money by making it worth less than it was worth. 

You thought they were in line to make a deposit in your account. You saw the check they deposited. It was for $1200 and you were very happy. Your wife got one too.

By the time you figured out that you were robbed and were sad about it you had forgotten the whole incident. 

The end.

1 comment:

doorgunnerjgs said...

Sounds about right!